Keister Killer Hot Sauce

Size: 5 FL OZ Heat Level: Medium.

Be warned: A mixed pepper hot sauce is on the loose and wants to add explosive flavor to your food.

We sent out the helicopters and support staff to contain the delicious blend of chipotles, cayenne, and spices, but the they could do was bottle it and slap on a funny label.

Ingredients: vinegar, chipotle peppers, cayenne peppers, onion, garlic, black pepper, xanthan gum.

We sent out the helicopters and support staff to contain the delicious blend of chipotles, cayenne, and spices, but the best they could do was bottle it and slap on a funny label.

And, it wants to be given as a gift soon.

It expects to be used occasionally as a punch of spice in marinades.

The medium level hot sauce gave us a list of demands: It wants to be your favorite topping on any dish.

For the sake of us all, we hope you will comply.

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